My [bad word] don't stand like a fat kid in PE
The only time it's active's when I'm in the bathroom peeing
I'm like a [bad word] with a broken arm
I couldn't get it up even if my life depended on it
You can find me in the bathroom trying
Tugging on my balls in the stall straight crying
I think I'm dying cuz I'm limper than bizkit
At Christmas a large hard [bad word] is on my wish list
My [bad word] is so small these haters on my balls
Couldn't elevate to the next level so [bad word] y'all
Shiiiit, I limp around like polio
Like okey dokey yo my [bad word] ain't lying like Pinocchio
Sorry Gepetto how could anybody pull strings
This puppet ain't even made of WOOD (ha-haaa)
Yeah I guess I'm trying to say it like this
If you want respect then hop off my [bad word] 
Ironically i go hard though

IF YOUR [bad word] DON'T STAND PUT EM UP PUT EM UP X2
OH WAIT, YOU CAN'T X2
WE [bad word] UP
So hop off my [bad word] son, you can't even get on it