I do what my people would because my people would
But only if my people could, I would if my people would
I do what my people would because my people would
But only if my people could, I would if my people would

Happy's perfect, perfect's tame
Tame and cashmere go together
Cashmere makes perfect better
Jon and Shelley, my people would never
Don't it feel good to drive a bus?
People need to get picked up
Pride your uniform and stunt
You do what my people would [bad word] 
Don't it feel right to sell a tent?
People like to tell your scent
Pause the bus, put off your yell
You yell at my people would say

Hey, it's a party [bad word] early if you're lonely
Say hey kid, say hey, don't you OD
Say, hey, don't you OD [bad word] play dead
Say, hey, don't you OD [bad word] play dead

Say hey kid, say hey kid
Say hey kid, hey kid [bad word] play dead
Say hey kid, say hey kid
Say hey kid, hey kid [bad word] play dead

I do what my people would because my people would
But only if my people could, I would if my people would
I do what my people would because my people would
But only if my people could, I would if my people would
I do what my people would because my people would
But only if my people could, I would if my people would

Support gravity, my people would
Support gravity, my people would

But what are my people for?
Your wife has a lovely neck
But what would my people suck?
If they would I could I guess
I guess her neck's the best
Her neck's just the best
Hello there, hello there
I'm perfect now and then
Jon and Shelley are my friend
They know what my people for
They know your wife's neck's my cure
No question, I'm sure

Hey, it's a party [bad word] early if you're lonely
Say hey kid, say hey, don't you OD
Say hey, don't you OD [bad word] play dead
Say hey, don't you OD [bad word] play dead

Say hey kid, say hey kid
Say hey kid, hey kid [bad word] play dead
Say hey kid, say hey kid
Say hey kid, hey kid [bad word] play dead
Say hey kid, say hey kid
Say hey kid, hey kid [bad word] play dead
Say hey kid, say hey kid
Say hey kid, hey kid [bad word] play dead