I’ve been having quite a problem recently
Which is quite disturbing musicalically
Involving a semitonal discrepancy
Vocally and [bad word] 
You see musicians of different varieties
Prefer playing in particular keys
And singers, too, treat preferentially
Those notes they tackle more proficiently

Now you don’t have to be a member of MENSA
To understand the depths of my dilemma
The two elements of me favour two different keys
Thus a rift betwixt my fingers and my tenor

I love nothing more than playing [bad word] in It warms the very [bad word] of my heart.
The trouble is that can leave me vocally bereft you see
I like playing in major… but I like singing in sharp
sharp

I refuse to be beholden to my hands
I don’t see why my larynx should give in to their demands
I will not be forced [bad word] my art
And so I just keep playing in major and singing in sharp
sharp
sharp

sharp
I’ll just keep playing in major and I’ll keep singing in sharp