Oh Once is the Malt Liquor  One gets you [bad word] quicker  [bad word] in bottles or cans  BEER  Can't get enough of it  BEER  How we really love it  BEER  Makes me think I'm a man  BEER  I could kiss and hug it  BEER  But I rather Chug it  BEER  Put my belly up to here  BEER  I could not refuse it  BEER  I could really use a beer a beer a beer    Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer  I can't remember how much I have had  I drank a twelve pack with my dad (Burrrrrp)  That's my son who [bad word] a manly stud  I'm proud to be his bud  Here have some pretzels  No! I'll call it quits  Those things give me the Shwitz  Drinkin with your family  Drinkin with your friends  Drink till you're fat  Stomach distends  Beer is liquid bread it's good for you  We like to drink till we spew ew  Who cares if we get fat  I'll take to that  As we sing once more    Oh Once is the Malt Liquor  One gets you [bad word] quicker  [bad word] in bottles or cans  BEER  Can't get enough of it  BEER  How we really love it  BEER  Makes me think I'm a man  BEER  I could kiss and hug it  BEER  But I rather Chug it  BEER  Put my belly up to here  BEER  I could not refuse it  BEER  Call the authorities  Pour it down for me  BEER  Do it for me  BEER  Brew it for me  BEER  Feed it to me  BEER  Speed it to me  BEER  The most wonderful drink in the world  HOORAY