the snow
falling into my feet
i didn't hang up the lights
or even put up the tree
i'm tired of jingly bells
mass texts and candy canes
and all the happy christmas songs
are driving me insane
and i, i didn't buy any cards or wrap any gifts
cause i'll be all alone on december 25th

'tis the season to find a reason (fa la la la la la la la la)
last year's cheer maxed out my visa (fa la la la la la la la la)
the only thing i wrote down on my christmas wish list
is to let me sleep in on december 25th

how i hate hate hate
i hate the holidays
i hate hate hate
i hate the holidays
i light the fireplace
to burn up santa's face
because i hate hate hate
i hate the holidays

all roads are icy and cold
i didn't answer my phone or make a man out of snow
i'm tired of tv shows, hot cocoa and mistletoe's
and the stupid santa house and ugly christmas clothes
and i wanna [bad word] in his big old shiny nose
cause i'll be spending christmas alone

how i hate hate hate
i hate the holidays
i hate hate hate
i hate the holidays
i light the fireplace
to burn up santa's face
because i hate hate hate
i hate the holidays

i remember being restless on christmas eve
got less and less presents ages 7 or 17
maybe if you didn't leave for that guy in tennessee
i'll hang up a stocking
or decorate the tree
the darkest house on the street
is where i'm gonna stay
cause last year's electricity
wasn't easy to pay
tell the carolers, the mormons and jehova's f*cking gang
to stay the f*ck away

how i hate hate hate
i hate the holidays
i hate hate hate
i hate the holidays

and i don't even want starbucks cause this years cups suck

i hate hate hate
i hate the holidays