Phatte
Vadde Vaddyanu, Ghooma Ke Rakh De, 
Din Vich Tare, Dikha Ke Rakh De,

Haan – Hoi, 
Vadde Vaddyanu, Ghooma Ke Rakh De, 
Din Vich Tare, Dikha Ke Rakh De, 
Saari Chidiyan, Saare Tote Uda Ke Rakh Dendi Hai… 
Oh Biwi Phatte Chak Dendi Hai, 
Oh Biwi Phatte Chak Dendi Hai, 
Oh Biwi Phatte Chak Dendi Hai, 
Oh Biwi Phatte Chak Dendi Hai.

Life Vich Raita, Phaila Ke Rakh De, 
Mood Ke Baaje, Baja Ke Rakh De, 
Life Vich Raita, Phaila Ke Rakh De, 
Oh Mood Ke Baaje, Baja Ke Rakh De, 
Saari Chidiyan, Saare Tote Uda Ke Rakh Denda Hai… 
Oh Miya Phatte Chak Denda Hai, 
Arre Miya Phatte Chak Denda Hai, 
Ho Miya Phatte Chak Denda Hai.

Oye Kisivi Gal Te Ud Sakda Hai, 
Kisivi Gal Te Lad Sakda Hai,

Kadevi Tut Ke Pai Sakdi Hai, 
Kadevi Sir Te Chadh Sakdi Hai, 
Biwi Chid Chid, Bad Bad Hai 
Isse Ghar Mein Gadbad Hai,

Miyanjee Lete Pange Hai, 
Ghar Mein Chedhte Junge Hain, 
Inki Jeebh Pe Sui Dhari, 
Dono Kano [bad word] Bhari, 
Inme Badle Ki Aag Hai 
Inke Dil Mein Dimaag Hai 
Inke Dil Mein Dimaag Hai

Chit Bhi Pat Bhi Hara Ke Rakh De 
Bin Topaan Hi Uda Ke Rakh De Haan, 
Din Diwali Roz Patakhe Bajaa Ke Rakh Dendi Hai, 
Oh Biwi Phatte Chak Dendi Hai, 
Oh Biwi Phatte Chak Dendi Hai, 
Oh Biwi! Oh Biwi Phatte Chak Dendi Hai.

Hai Hai Hai Hai Hmmm..Hmm Ha Ha Ha Ha,

Chup Rehke Vi Shor Machave, Goonge Goonge Teer Chalave, 
Goonge Teer Chalave, 
Jad Mein Chup Karke Baitha Taan 
Mere Muh Vich Galla Pave, 
Duniya Ka Sabse Behatar Hai Bahanebaaz Yeh, 
Jitna Bhi Marzi Khush Karlo Rehti Hai Naraaz Yeh, 
Har Miyaan Kanjoos Hai, 
Har Biwi Jasoos Hai, 
Khaane De Na Peene De 
Na Jiye Na Jeene De 
Na Jiye Na Jeene De

Kanghi Sheesha Yeh Chooda Ke Rakh De, 
Zulf Jatavaan Bana Ke Rakh De, 
Unni Sutti Lehenga Jutti Pulla Ke Rakh Denda Hai, 
Miya Phatte Chak Denda Hai, 
Ho Miya Phatte Chak Denda Hai, 
Ho Miya Phatte Chak Denda Hai.

Biwiyaan, Biwiyaan, Miya Jee Lete Pange 
Lete Miya Jee Pange 
Ha Ha Ha Ha 
Ghar Mein Chedhte Junge Hain, Ghar Mein Chedhte Junge Hain, 
Ah Ah Ah