Ooooh, captain's life seems elegant
With far more booze than regiment.
He's required to provide
For all the crew aboard.

When provisions [bad word] short,
And if the ship is far from port, 
The Cap himself must sacrifice
For all the crew aboard.

There's [bad word] in the captain's barrel. [bad word] on the captain's table, [bad word] in the captain's crew,
So buy the [bad word] 
 [bad word] in the captain's barrel. [bad word] on the captain's table, [bad word] in the captain's crew,
So buy the [bad word] 

He opens up his lighter, fair,
And from his barrels he must prepare,
Intoxicants of the finest sort,
For all the crew aboard.

But when provisions [bad word] short,
And if the ship is far from port, 
The Cap himself must sacrifice
For all the crew aboard.
 [bad word] in the captain's barrel. [bad word] on the captain's table, [bad word] in the captain's crew,
So buy the [bad word] 
 [bad word] in the captain's barrel. [bad word] on the captain's table, [bad word] in the captain's crew,
So buy the [bad word] 

What should we do with the [bad word] sailor
What should we do with the [bad word] sailor
What should we do with the [bad word] sailor
Early in the morning!