She's the kinda girl that turns a breath into a gag
she blows me away kicks me up in the morning
her kinda of loving turns the greatest [bad word] into a drag
but here’s the real work of art

she gives me kiss and caress and a smack with a frying-pan
wam bam spit teeth enjoy the fun
love me, then leave, me then love me again
I'm still standing i'm addicted to the pain

oh, goodness, gracious, vicious
I’ll be chopped and thrown to the fishes
I hope the fish don’t find me delicious

cause now my [bad word] back
Waho! waho!
cause now my [bad word] back
Waho! waho!

I've gotten used to sit down and watch tv
but now her flashy little tush wants to be my widescreen
she's back, waho, waho!
let's go!

I always hoped for this kinda woman [bad word] my way
the one who could shake me with the tip of her finger
I'm shaken like a sissy in a hockey game
ain't got the looks of a rock'n'roll singer

I'm all ripped up and I love it
I'm smashed to pieces and I love it
love me then leave me then love me again
I'm still standing I'm addicted to the pain

she’s giving me a big fat lip
and when she’s on that lippy-trip
I wanna go back to the fingertip

cause now my [bad word] back
Waho! waho!
cause now my [bad word] back
Waho! waho!

I'm so used to sit down and watch tv
but now her flashy little tush wants to be my widescreen
she's back, waho, waho!
and a one and a two

now my [bad word] back
now my [bad word] back

I'm gonna find them fish, delicious x3

now my [bad word] back
Waho! waho!
cause now my [bad word] back
Waho! waho!

I've gotten used to sit down and watch tv
but now her flashy little tush wants to be my widescreen
she's back, waho, waho!

cause now my [bad word] back
waho, waho [bad word] baaaaaack
cause now my [bad word] baaaaack
 [bad word] back,back,back,back,back
waho, waho!