I'll cook up a solution with the knowledge I've [bad word] They say a kitch-en time saves nine, but I'm just saving two!
I've gathered the ingredients to make some time sorbet
There's hardly room for seconds when the seconds melt away!

Watch as I work my gypsy magic
Eye of a newt and cinnamon
Watch as the matter turns to batter
open the portal, jump in!
 [bad word] stew, do you fear it Apple Bloom?
Sometimes life is not a cake walk, served up on a silver spoon

Toss a fig and,
save the date and,

bread and butter, chant and mutter,
marination, incantation,
chocolate icing, timeline splicing,
yeast is rising, rectifying

(Pinkies parents):   Pinkie if you're hearing this it means we're dead and gone
                           Please don't bake a portal; just accept it and move on

My cauldron is preheated and I've got you in my thrall
Let's beat these yolks and save my folks by baking the fourth wall!

Watch as I work my gypsy magic
Seapony tears and provolone
God help the outcast with her witchcraft
Someday I'm gonna go home

Someday, I'm gonna go home