Once there was this kid who 
Got into an accident and [bad word] to school 
But when he finally came back 
His hair had turned from black into bright white 
He said that it was from when 
The cars had smashed so hard 

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Once there was this girl who 
Wouldn't go and change with the girls in the change room 
But when they finally made her 
They saw birthmarks all over her body 
She couldn't quite explain it 
They'd always just been there 

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But both girl and boy were glad 
'Cause one kid had it worse than that 

'Cause then there was this boy whose 
Parents made [bad word] directly home right after school 
And when they went to their church 
They shook and lurched all over the church floor 
He couldn't quite explain it 
They'd always just gone there 

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