Verse 1
It started in the summer of 93
You used [bad word] to my house and visit me
I let you play with barbies
and then we' baked cookies
and then you came over on halloween
I was Mary Kate and you we're Ashley
That Christmas I got you posters of Jay T.T
 [bad word] 
I think I crossed the line
You got to close to me
You even helped me organize my batchelorette party
You we're my best friend
With me every day
And now they're gonna say
I was the one that turned you [bad word] The one that turned you [bad word] The one, the one, the one
The one that turned you [bad word] 
Verse 2
Gonna get some strippers [bad word] over tonight
Yeah
Maybe big fake boobies will change your mind
Yeah
I'm gonna burn all of your [bad word] CD's
Yeah
I hope you start liking VG
"Baby one more time"
Used to be our jam
How was I supposed to know it made you love a man?

Verse 3
You allways kicked my [bad word] When we would coulor eggs
We both cried [bad word] won
'Cause we we're both Clay-Bates

OUTRO:
I'm the one that turned you [bad word] The one, the one, the one
The one that turned you [bad word]