ha ha, that's right [bad word]  I'm Back.
 This is the [bad word] story about mackin
 Check it
 Times are changin'
 Talk about it
 More so each year,
 But the Early Mornin'
 Stoned Pimp is here.
 So let it rain, and let the guitar rock
 And if ya me yawn
 Just drop that top [bad word] on...
 Hey hey hey
 Well well well well
 Hey hey hey
 Well well well well

 And I be catchin' them northern pike
 Like on a ten pound test
 Success, never fess, take a guess
 I be the early mornin' stoned pimp,
 Straight limpin,
 Boone's Farm drinkin,
 At the party big booty pinchin'
 Chillin, like a villian, balloon fillin Whack MC killin, the fine ho drillin
 With the million dollar talent
 And the ten cent brain,
 Been gone too long, too much cocaine,
 But now that I'm back, on the block
 I'm ready to rock
 Left to right, all night
 My game's tight, I wish you might
 Take a bite
 Out of this here toxic, melodic, neurotic product
 Fresh from the harvest
 Who'll be the largest, hardest smartest label in town
 Top Dog get down

 Radio won't play me, but still I got the kids around
 the world goin' Kid Rock crazy
 Wicked witches be flyin' on broomsticks,
 Kid Rock [bad word]  with the boom boom boom [bad word]  I from the sticks [bad word]  Straight from the RO

 "Kid Rock I ain'ts no [bad word] 
 Ah, yes you are ho
 So quit frontin' like ya don't know,
 when I step straight into the party with my homeboy
 Tino
 "What's up?"
 So get a good look bro
 Get a good gander
 I'm made in Detroit
 but my name aint Stanzler
 Spreadin' like a cancer, a [bad word]  While you're lookin' really [bad word] like [bad word]  Billy Ray [bad word]  I'm the highest MC of all time
 Got my mind on the  And the on my mind And the line gets drawn when my eyes can't see
 Hit me twice with the Tussin and the morphine IV
 I be
 What they call an O-[bad word]  I'm the [bad word]  Early Mornin' Stoned Pimp

 Now throw your hands in the air and let's rock y'all
 Just throw your hands up high, hip hop y'all
 Just throw your hands in the air and let's rock y'all
 Because the Detroit party don't stop y'all

 Just throw your hands up high, let's rock y'all
 Just throw your hands side to side, hip hop y'all
 Just throw your hands up high, let's rock y'all
 Because the Kid Rock party don't stop y'all

 Now I'm the self made mack on a mountain on Mars
 Got the money green cut it with the high roll clause
 Lincoln Continental and a Gran Marquis
 Rag top, drop down, rollin' on chrome D's [bad word]  The purple furs and the gold trim glasses
 I only bust the fat asses
 And I don't be givin a [bad word] who da [bad word] can rap better than me
 Cause I'm a [bad word] [bad word]  player and I mack like a real H-I-J-K, L-M-N-O-P is for pimpin,
 Early mornin' stoned pimpin
 I been down, been around,
 From the bottom to the top
 Partyin' down with the slimmies in the cities that I rock

 Ooh baby, baby, baby let me love ya
 Or if you wanna get your freak on, I'll just [bad word] ya
 With the Ooh, ahh, ooh, ooh, ooh ahhh, [bad word]  [bad word]  Im the Early Morning Stoned Pi-imp

 Hey hey hey [bad word] on yo.

 Now throw your hands in the air and let's rock y'all
 Just throw your hands up high, hip hop y'all
 Just throw your hands in the air and let's rock y'all
 Because the Detroit party don't stop y'all

 Just throw your hands up high, let's rock y'all
 Just throw your hands side to side, hip hop y'all
 Just throw your hands up high, let's rock y'all
 Because the Kid Rock party don't stop y'all

 My name is Tino, you know
 Baby let's get funky,
 I'm lik