One two thee four five six seven eight
Good children go to heaven

This is a story of seven brothers
We had the same father but different mothers
We keep together like a family should
Roaming the country for [bad word] good
It came to pass one faithful day
We found ourselves down Mexico way
The town, the mayor, the P.T.A.
Pleading on their knees with us all to stay
We'd only stopped for a few burritos
But they told us of the trouble with los banditos
poor little town in need of aid
My brothers and me had never been afraid
The age of chivalry is not dead
Lomesome nights in a cowboy bed
There'd be a bride for every man
Who chased away the evil gang

Love is stronger than justice
Love is thicker than blood
Love is stronger than justice
Love is a big fat river in flood

The [bad word] was predictable
Our banditos were despicable
Of blood we lost a dozen litres
small price to pay for las senoritas
The town mayor was happy but his face was glum
The maidens numbered only one
But there weren't seven brides for seven brothers
I knew I had to get rid of the others

Love is stronger than justice
Love is thicker than blood
Love is stronger than justice
Love is a big fat river in flood

Mother told me I was the clever one
The seventh son of a seventh son
It all ended so happily
I settled down with the family
I look forward to a better day
But ethical stuff never got in my way
And though there used to be brothers seven
There other six are singing in heaven

Love is stronger than justice
Love is thicker than blood
Love is stronger than justice
Love is a big fat river in flood

Love is stronger than justice
Love is thicker than blood
Love is stronger than justice
Love is a big fat river in flood
Love is a big fat river in flood
Love is a big fat river in flood

This is a story of seven brothers
We had the same father but different mothers
We keep together like a family should
Roaming the country for [bad word] good
It came to pass one faithful day
We found ourselves down Mexico way
The town, the mayor, the P.T.A.
Pleading on their knees with us all to stay
We'd only stopped for a few burritos
But they told us of the trouble with los banditos
poor little town in need of aid
My brothers and me had never been afraid
The age of chivalry is not dead
Lomesome nights in a cowboy bed
There'd be a bride for every man
Who chased away the evil gang

For love is stronger than justice
Love love love love is stronger than justice
Love love is stronger than justice
Love love love love is stronger than justice
I say love