I’m gonna tell you about my younger days when my health was good, but my mind was crazed
By chemical interactions in my brain.
Yes, I got high. You know it’s [bad word]  but what I’m gonna relate to you
Will keep you just like me from going insane.

Cuz you know … Beer is good for you! (Beer is good for you.)
Beer is good for you. (Yes it’s [bad word] ) Beer is good for you.

Yeah, keep off crack and speed and smoke. You’ll just get dumber with every toke.
Rocks in your head. No wonder it’s called “stoned”.
Your heart beats fast, eyes red as [bad word]  The monkey just gets bigger till
Your money, lungs and mind will all be broke

But you know … Beer is good for you! (Beer is good for you.)
Beer is good for you. (Yes it’s [bad word] ) Beer is good for you.
Beer is good for you! (Beer is good for you.)
Beer is good for you. (Here’s to you.) (Belch) Beer is good for you.

Dope carnivals inside your head can turn into freak shows instead
Face every imagined horror known to you!
Beautiful and exotic, paranoiac and psychotic.
There’s nothing left but sawdust when it’s through.

Hey, don’t feel bad and don’t feel blue about all this jive I’m layin’ on you.
I’m just trying to make a point and make it clear.
No, don’t get angry. Don’t lose hope just because you can’t use dope.
You can always make a real good case of beer.

Cuz you know … Beer is good for you! (Beer is good for you.)
Beer is good for you. (Yes it’s [bad word] ) Beer is good for you.
Beer is good for you! (Beer is good for you.)
Beer is good for you. (Here’s to you.) (Belch) Beer is good for you.

Dark or light, it’s brown as honey, worth its weight in gold or money
Oh, baby, that beer is good for you!
Gives your tongue a tingle and your mind a buzz and you wake up in the morning with a mouth full of fuzz.
Oh, baby, that beer is good for you!

And you know … Beer is good for you! (Beer is good for you.)
Beer is good for you. (Yes it’s [bad word] ) (Belch) Beer is good for you.

Not as good as , but it’s better than jail. Hookers cost, but so does bail.
Oh, baby, that beer is cheaper, too.
So, tell the man behind the bar, – – – R!
I’m telling you, beer is good for you!

And you know … Beer is good for you! (Beer is good for you.)
Beer is good for you. (Yes it’s [bad word] ) Beer is good for you.
Beer is good for you! (Beer is good for you.)
Beer is good for you. (Here’s to you.) (Belch) Beer is good for you.
I said that beer is, … beer is, … It’s good for you! (Belch)