Guuzen todoita tegami wa nanto FANTASTIC!!(fantasutikku)
Daitan futeki na kaitou kara no yokokujou
Shinmai kisha wa toujou ge~to wo nusumi minagara
Hannin sagashi ni honsou [bad word] 

...O~kushonia ga wasure mono wo [bad word] Oriteiku to
Chikoku girigiri? Mai pe~su na seibi [bad word] 
Keikan douhan? Guai no [bad word] na sarari~man wa
Toori de mafia ni kara marete tarashii?

Goukana kyakusen de himitsu no o~kushon
Koufuku wo motarasu densetsu no daiya
Genjuu keibi no ami wo azayaka ni kaki [bad word] 
FANTASTIC(fantasutikku) na kaitou sho~ wo hajimeyou ka

ARE YOU READY? (A~ yu~ redi~)

Gou kana FAKE(feiku) ni [bad word] JOKER(jo~ka~) ga ugoki dasu
Kanzen hanzai meikyuu irino sai wa nagerareta
Subete no ka~do wo soroe kandou no FINALE(fina~re) niwa
FINDER(fainda~) goshi no shinjitsu wo abaite

...Maji shan no yokyou wa engi wo katsuida? Pafo~mansu
Kaishi jikoku ga wazuka ni [bad word] 
Genjuu keikai piri piri [bad word]  Keikan wa
Arakure mafia wo nira mitsukete [bad word] 

Wain wo [bad word] seijika wa douyara nebusoku gimi...?
Tonari no isha ga [Okusuri wo douzo] to...?
Ottori ueitoresu wain ni shanpan [bad word] ..?
Joyuu wa uisuki~ rokku wo tanonda?

Goyoi no shuyaku ga youyakugo toujou
Miwaku no kagayaki ni kaijou wa daikou fun
Genjuu keibi no ami wa ichi bumo sukimonai
Aa, dou kangaete mo [bad word] hanzai hajimeyouka

Are you ready?(A~ yu~ redi~?)

BID(biddo) wo 8(eito) de kizande hanma~ ga odori dasu
Gouyoku zairyoku shuutai chitai buchimake pa~ti~?
Totsuzen, raito ga kiete teiden? Makkura na yami no naka
Sho~ kaimaku no juusei ga hibiita

10(juu) byou hodo de teiden ga kaifuku guuzen no [bad word] 
Juusei wa dokokara kikoete kita...?Te ni matsukensa wa toorenai!
Mado garasu ga kowarete [bad word] mitai...?Hito ga [bad word] kurai...
[Dareka ga taorete [bad word] #33;] Kya-!

3,2,1,Action!(akushon)

Shinku ni somari taore [bad word] seijika wo kaihou [bad word] isha no
Haigo ni [bad word] joyuu ga fuini [bad word] gurasu no katadzuke ni
 [bad word] ueitoresu ni butsukatta wa zumi de abareta hato wo
Wareta madokara [bad word] shimai kana shinde tori midasu maji shan ni
Yaji wo [bad word] karakau mafia wo chuui [bad word] keikan ni
Bureika~ no [bad word] houkoku sho wo motte kita seibishi no waki de
 [bad word] to suku~pu no neta wo sagasu kisha no
Ashimoto ni korogatte [bad word] dangan wa dare ga nan no tame ni nani wo utta noka?
To dareka ga tsubuyaita sono toki
Shuumaku wo [bad word] o~kushonia no himei ga todoroita
OH REALLY(o~ riari~)

Koufuku no daiya ga kiete kaijou wa daikon ran
Genkai taisei hannin sagashi hitori yuku efumei nandatte-?!
Mado wo [bad word] kanpan he?Umi he tobikonda noka?
Bukimi ni tadayou [bad word] ..

Yougi shamo daiya mo kiete shinjitsu wa yami no naka
Kanzen hanzai meikyuu iri no sho~ wa korede owari
Saa, mou ka~do wa sorotta kandou no FINALE(fina~re) niwa
Saizen retsu de subete wo miteta kimi ga michibiite?