Ladies and Gentlemen, [bad word] to the debut grand opening
 Of Madvillain Bistro Bed and Breakfast
 Bar and Grill, Cafe Lounge underwater

 Where we offer you the finest in the finer things
 Twenty four hours a day, seven days a week
 Three hundred and sixty five days a year

 Live on the beats, we have the one and only Madlib
 We also have King Ghidra on the mix
 Yesterday's New Quintet's here, Viktor Vaughn, Quasimoto
 And I'm your host, 'The Supervillain'

 Just lay back and have a good time
 Enjoy the music, you know what I'm sayin'
 I'd like to dedicate this next joint to my mans, you know
 Big Hookie and Baba from the laundrymat