All the girls in the bathroom talkin 
who they gonna take to the Sadie Hawkins 
My ears are burnin but I kept on walkin 
smile on my face and an air guitar rockin 

The Sadie Hawkins Dance 
in my khaki pants 
There's nothin better 
oh oh oh 
The girls ask the guys 
it's always a surprise 
There's nothin better 
baby do you like my sweater? 

Sittin in the back of my next class nappin 
Got up, gave a speech, then bowed to the clapping 
Told a funny joke got the whole class laughin 
think I got a tan from the language which I was baskin 

The Sadie Hawkins Dance 
in my khaki pants 
There's nothin better 
oh oh oh 
The girls ask the guys 
it's always a surprise 
There's nothin better 
baby do you like my sweater? 

Scan the cafeteria for some good seating 
I found a good spot by the cheerleaders eating 
The quarterback asked me if I'd like a beating 
I said that's one thing I won't be needing 
And since I'm rather smart and cunning 
I took off down the next [bad word] 
Only to get stopped by a girl so stunning 
only to get stopped by a girl so stunning 

She said, "You're smooth, and good with talkin. 
You're going with me to the Sadie Hawkins" 

The Sadie Hawkins Dance 
in my khaki pants 
There's nothin better 
oh oh oh 
The girls ask the guys 
it's always a surprise 
There's nothin better 
baby do you like my sweater? 

The Sadie Hawkins Dance 
in my khaki pants 
There's nothin better 
oh oh oh 
The girls ask the guys 
it's always a surprise 
There's nothin better 
baby do you like my sweater?