[bad word] happens,
once or twice, 
Ha ha, 
It's a good day, 
I'm back home early, 
I'm going home to see my sugar, 
My girlie, 
I open up the door,
As I do everyday, 
man whose really naked says "hey, my name is jay"
Jay?
Hey, hey, Jay!
That's not OK, 
You're laying on my girlfriend,
I think you cannot stay,
But jay had his points, 
To my surprise, 
He's a heavy wait champion, 
So here's my advice,  [bad word] happens, 
Once or twice, 
Don't believe your girlfriend,
Here's my advice.  [bad word] happens, 
Once or twice, 
Don't believe your girlfriend, 
Here's my advice. 
My teacher Mr. Yawnee said you're never going to make it, 
And if I get my chance, 
Be sure that I would take it, 
But now I am a rock star, 
To his surprise, 
He passed my record for me, 
So here's my advice.
Oh baby,  [bad word] happens, 
Once or twice,
Believe in yourself, 
Here is my advice,  [bad word] happens, 
Once or twice,
Don't believe your teacher, 
Here is my advice, 
Oh baby, [bad word] [bad word] on, 
I'll do, 
Uh,
Let's make it funky, 
O baby,  [bad word] happens, 
Once or twice, 
Here is my advice, 
O baby, [bad word] happens.