I’m gettin’ kinda tired of this
Pre-publication media blitz
You’ve got all of Muggle-kind under your spell

Don’t they know the whole world’s already gone
And reserved a copy at Amazon
How many more books could you sell?
Now give me my book or go to [bad word] 
‘Cause I need Harry Potter
Like a Grindylow needs water
As Saturday approaches my need grows

Oh Accio, Deathly Hallows
Incendio, book sales embargoes
It’ll feel like phoenix tears on a broken nose
Yeah Accio, Deathly Hallows
Accio, Deathly Hallows

I’m getting kinda petrified
What would Ron do if Hermione died
Or if Voldemort killed Hedwig just for yucks

I have no confidence
In theories about the Half Blood Prince
And what if Harry’s brain is a [bad word] Oh, holy [bad word]  that would frickin’ suck

‘Cause I need Harry Potter
Like a Grindylow needs water
As Saturday approaches my need grows

Accio, Deathly Hallows
Incendio, book sales embargoes
It’ll feel like phoenix tears on a broken nose
Woah accio, Deathly Hallows

Whatever’s up the sleeve of J.K. Rowling
I bet it has to do with Snape unbreakably vowing
To protect that Pureblood pus face Malfoy

But in the end I don’t think it’s gonna matter
If Snape’s good, or if he’s bad
Because the weight of the world rests on our boy
Yeah, the weight of the world rests on our boy

‘Cause we need Harry Potter
Like a Grindylow needs water
As that day approaches our need grows

Oh Accio, Deathly Hallows
Incendio, book sales embargoes
It’ll feel like Phoenix tears on a broken nose
Yeah Accio, Deathly Hallows
Oh Accio, Deathly Hallows

But mostly I’m just feelin’ sad
I know this could end real bad but
I wish it didn’t have to end at all
Yeah, I wish it didn’t have to end at all

‘Cause I couldn’t care more about Harry Potter
If Hogwarts was my Alma Mater
And as Saturday approaches my need grows

Yeah Accio, Deathly Hallows
Incendio, book sales embargoes
It’ll feel like phoenix tears on a broken nose
Yeah Accio, Deathly Hallows
Oh Accio, Deathly Hallows
Accio, Deathly Hallows
Accio, Deathly Hallows
Oh Accio, Deathly Hallows