We're the Wright Brothers and there can't be no other
We don't wanna cause trouble are you looking for you lover?
Cause your princess is in our castle now
Yeah, she's gone
We stayed up all night playing Donkey Kong
Before us people only used to fly in balloons
You think we're scared of 2 idiots addicted to shrooms?
You shoulda would [bad word] to lose an extra life
So just dudda dudda dudda back down in your pipe!

Itsa me Mario
And Luigi motha*****
Why don't you's get back in you biplan and make out with each other?
Look at these 2 their lives must have been horrible
2 dorky dudes
Named Wilbur and Orville
You spent all you time on one machine?
Sheesh!
If you wanted to fly you sholda just eaten this leaf
You should eaten something anyway, look at you so skinny!
You might fly like a hawk
But you fight like a kitty

We don't need to fight
We're fathers of flight
Representing North Carolina 
Aiiiiight
We'll be pressing all your buttons like we're the controller
Conquer every level of your 2D scroller
You talk a lot of trash but let me talk you something
We're gonna beat you so fast
It's like we're holding down the B-button

We're serving up an 8-bit fist
Made to order!
That'll knock you off the back of you own stupid quarters
Like POW!
How you like me now?
Spit flames out our mouths like our name was Bowser
You'll get pummeled 
You'll wish you never stumbled out your little wind tunnel
We've been dropping ba-bombs since we started this song
Sorry Wright Brothers this time you choose wrong