[monoxide child]
Now let me introduce myself as the man [bad word] every [bad word] in the world, just cuz I can
And I won’t even play with you [bad word] that don’t [bad word] All I know, you could be a dude with ya nuts cut
I don’t need all the stress and all the games
And all the callin’ me names and all the frontin’ like you’re sane [bad word]  you ain’t [bad word] but a hoe and a trick
And all you’re good for is hopefully [bad word] and sucking [bad word] Wanna blame it on my music? well that’ll never happen
Cuz I was [bad word]  hoes like you before the rappin’
Goin’ get me to slappin’ on that [bad word] and butt cheeks
And get my [bad word] to splashin’ and cummin’ on bed sheets
I’m a lunatic, what up, I’m lookin’ to get laid
(and the hookers here tonight is looking to get paid) [bad word] that, I won’t spend no nickel on no [bad word] I don’t even want no stinkin’ [bad word] thinkin’ about my cash

[hook] (repeat twice) [bad word]  [bad word]  outta them pants
I’m trying to figure out whether or not I’m gettin’ [bad word] We callin’ for the freaks, you think I’m movin’ too fast
But if you don’t [bad word] on the first date I’m leavin’ that [bad word] 
[jamie madrox] [bad word] wit’ the big lips, I’m a young [bad word] Wit’ crazy [bad word] in my hips
And I can make you do things you’re afraid to do
And by the end of the night, you want me to [bad word] you
Hey [bad word]  that’s a nice [bad word] Lemme see you strip down to flesh and show me a flash dance
Got me risin’ in my pants, and I’m pitchin’ a tent
It’s just a video camera, no need to get upset
Hey [bad word]  do you like ? well me too
I’m goin’ pull my [bad word] out and this is what we goin’ do [bad word] ’til the [bad word] up and fall asleep
Leavin’ pussies battered, abused, and numb for weeks
You say you never sucked [bad word]  a minor obstacle
Just pretend that my [bad word] is a popsicle
And lick it all on the sides and tip
You got cream-sicle filling on ya tounge and lips

[hook]

[monoxide child]
You can tell it from the get-go [bad word]  I ain’t the one
And strictly for your info [bad word]  you ain’t the bomb
I done [bad word] maybe 2 or 3 hoes at a time
And the most hoes I [bad word] in one night is like five  [bad word] )
You could say that I’m addicted to 
But if you know my seeds then you know I’m addicted to death
Monoxide, [bad word]  [bad word] left and right
Let a killa know, if ya [bad word]  tonight

[jamie madrox]
Hey [bad word]  do ya shave your peach?
I can check cuz your beaver’s within my arm reach
(so stubly) leave a rash on my [bad word] ? ? ? up cradle and dubs are icy-hot
Hey [bad word]  would you finger your box [bad word] the butt, of the [bad word] named madrox?
Half-hour killa with an hour worth of [bad word] So do you wanna [bad word]  hey you, hey [bad word] 

[hook]

[jamie madrox]
Stupid [bad word] 
What the [bad word] you think this is?
I take you out to dinner
Maybe to a movie, and you don’t wanna [bad word]  !?
Who the [bad word] you think you are? !? [bad word]  liz claiborne, [bad word] 
I don’t like that [bad word]  and I don’t like you!
So if you ain’t [bad word] , you need to bounce, [bad word] 
That’s on my moms!
I’m lookin’ for [bad word]  money, and dead [bad word]