Lady of the 'dam won't be a slave to the blonde
Or the culture of the popular (she won't, she won't)
Sing at you, I'll fly under radar tonight
Make deals with every devil in sight (I will, I will)

'Cuz I love love, 'cuz I love love
You better than, you better than my darkest [bad word] hookers
And cheap gin

I think that I could be fine
If I could be Mary Jane Holland tonight
I think we'd have a good time
If you'd meet me Mary Jane in Holland tonight

Mary
Jane
Holland
Whoooh-whoo (puff in)

Mary (puff out)
Jane
Holland
Whoooh-whoo

I don't like to boast but our [bad word] are the most
Mad magical in Amsterdam (she won't, she won't)
So if you have fear, Apollo sit on my lyre
And play him like a piano man (I will, I will)

'Cuz I love love, 'cuz I love love
You better than, you better than my darkest [bad word] hookers
And cheap gin

I think that I could be fine
If I could be Mary Jane Holland tonight
I think we'd have a good time
If you'd meet me Mary Jane in Holland tonight

Mary
Jane
Holland
Whoooh-whoo (puff in)

Mary (puff out)
Jane
Holland
Whoooh-whoo

I know that mom and dad think I'm a mess
But it's alright because I am rich as [bad word] When I ignite the flame and put you in my mouth
The grass eats up my insides and my [bad word] starts to sprout

Introducing
Ladies and gentlemen
Mary Jane Holland

I think that I could be fine
If I could be Mary Jane Holland tonight (I think we'd)
I think we'd have a good time
If you'd meet me Mary Jane in Holland tonight

Mary
Jane
Holland
Whoooh-whoo (puff in)

Mary (puff out)
Jane
Holland
Whoooh-whoo

Mary
Jane
Hollands
Whoooh-whoo

Mary
Jane
Hollands
Whoooh-whoo