Oh JK Rowling
What are you Doin' with your time
Givin' all your money to charity
And I guess that sounds just fine but I'm
Wondering if you've got
Just a couple more jots
Maybe you could I dunno
Crack a laptop
Do it as a favor for me
Do it for the kids or do it for charity yeah
Do it for the HPA Oh
I don't really care just do it today

I'm giving you absolute creative freedom
Maybe you could write up a screenplay
Or a prequel musical for Broadway
Or collaborate on [bad word] with Joss Whedon
Or a mini series for the BBC
Any of that sounds good to me
I suggest you avoid cartoons or giving Fox a chance to cancel you
And after considering this one pretty carefully
Please don't make an MMORPG
Cause that would total destroy my productivity

So oh JK Rowling
What are you Doin' with your time
Givin' all your money to charity
And I guess that sounds just fine but I'm
Wondering if you've got
Just a couple more jots
Maybe you could I dunno
Crack a laptop
Do it as a favor for me
Do it for the kids or do it for charity yeah
Do it for the HPA Oh
I don't really care just do it 
I don't really care just do it
I don't really care just do it today