I'm a friend of mr. pastry
I'm a friend of allen jones 
I'm a friend of shirley bassey 
I'm a friend of your chromosomes

I'm a friend of stuart sutcliffe 
I'm a friend of michael miles 
I'm a friend of jim morrison 
I'm a friend of nobby stiles

I'm a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend I'm a friend of a friend 
but you don't know me 
I'm a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend 
And if [bad word] on the night
Can I get in free?

I'm a friend of michael jackson 
I'm a friend of mr spock 
I'm a frend of dr kildare 
I'm a friend of the woodentops

I'm an old friend of charles hawtrey 
I'm a friend of michael caine
I'm a friend of stanley spencer 
I'm a friend of big john wayne

I'm a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend I'm a friend of a friend 
but you don't know me 
I'm a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend 
And if [bad word] on the night
Can I get in free?

I'm a friend of stevie wonder 
I'm a friend of eric fromm 
I'm a friend of bryan ferry 
I'm a friend of terence stamp