You have captchalogued my heart
And you just won't let it go
You've got it trapped inside your sylladex
with all the things that I want you to know

And your strife specibus is lovekind
So I can't bear to be apart
I wish that I could forget you but I can't
Cause you have captchalogued my heart

You've been having trouble with your fetch modus
But I think that I can help you out
Just set it to array and you will be okay
But it's harder for me to get my heart back now

I'd love for you to be my server player
When we get our betas of Sburb
And I'll hope it but I know it won't be fair
And we won't go back to the way we were

Cause you have captchalogued my heart
And you just won't let it go
You've got it trapped inside your sylladex
with all the things that I want you to know

And your strife specibus is lovekind
So I can't bear to be apart
I wish that I could forget you but I can't
Cause you have captchalogued my heart

And if you're time then I am space
We'll capture frogs all over the place
And strip the Black Queen of her ring
And work together in the battle against the Black King

You could say I'm homestuck
but that would be cheesy
I'm down on my luck
Getting out of here isn't easy

Just help me carve my totem 
and I'll be on my way
Cause when we're both in the Medium
I'll be able to say

That you have captchalogued my heart
And you just won't let it go
You've got it trapped inside your sylladex
with all the things that I want you to know

And while we're here in the Incipisphere
I'll finally tell you how I feel
And although we might have won this game
I still don't know if you feel the same
Just give me my heart back
and I'll be okay