It's not the way she looks at you
Like you're the first man in her life
'Cause I know Amy's [bad word] And when we're through
She'll be my wife
I know you've saved the universe
And she paints you in perfect light
And though I may be just a nurse,
The Doctor isn't always right

You've got no idea just how dangerous
You make people to themselves

('Cause) I want to be Mr. Pond
And I can't lie and say that I'm fond
Of the way you've been hurled, into our world
Now that you've saved the day, why don't you fly away?
'Cause I want to be Mr. Pond
But there's so many things that could go wrong
In your time machine,
That you just don't see
Why can't she see?

She's never said that she loves me
But she'll still risk her life for you,
And in [bad word] It seems to me that's all she'll do
Well I guess it's Amy's choice
And I know I can't [bad word] her
But I've hardly had a voice
And I don't want to lose her

You've got no idea just how dangerous
The world is when you're around

('Cause) I want to be Mr. Pond
And I can't lie and say that I'm fond
Of the way you've been hurled, into our world
Now that you've saved the day, why don't you fly away?
'Cause I want to be Mr. Pond
But there's so many things that could go wrong
In your time machine,
That you just don't see

Why can't you see
What you're doing to Amy?
If you keep putting her in danger
You're gonna get her killed

('Cause I want to be Mr. Pond
And I can't lie and say that I'm fond
Of the way you've been hurled, into our world
Now that you've saved the day, why don't you fly away?
'Cause I want to be Mr. Pond,
But there's so many things that could go wrong
In your time machine,
That you just don't see)