The Fake Andrews Sisters: Who's that guy with the lab coat on?
Doofenshmirtz: I wonder who.
The Fake Andrews Sisters: Who's that guy with the vacant expression?
Doofenshmirtz: I'll never tell.
The Fake Andrews Sisters: It's not a conclusion that it's so forgone.
Doofenshmirtz: Okay, it's me,
And me,
And me,
And also me!
Over there, that's me, too.

The Fake Andrews Sisters: Who's that guy with the jutting jaw?
Doofenshmirtz: Yeah, baby!
The Fake Andrews Sisters: Who's that guy with the receding forehead?
Doofenshmirtz: Hey!
The Fake Andrews Sisters: Who's that guy living outside of the law?
Doofenshmirtz: Oh, that's me,
And me,
And me,
And also me!

Get out of my way,
'Cause anyone can see,
I'm about to settle down for some serious me-time!
The Fake Andrews Sisters: If you painted his picture,
It would have to be a mural.
Doofenshmirtz: 'Cause I'm tellin' you now,
I've never been so plural!
Doofenshmirtz and the Fake Andrews Sisters: Look outside, you're bound to see
Doofenshmirtz: An army of me!
The Fake Andrews Sisters: An army of him.
Doofenshmirtz: An army of me!
I'm ubiquitous, really, I'm everywhere! An army of me!
The Fake Andrews Sisters: An army of him.
Doofenshmirtz: whole army of me!
Doof zombie: Ah-dah, doo'n dah'n dah wow!