Hey there, Miss Martha, why so glum?
Can’t you stop moping and have some fun!
He doesn’t love you, oh well, that’s too bad!
Can’t you hold on to the friendship you’ve had?!

Okay, I get it, the first day you met
He kissed you and I guess it messed up your head (really bad..)
But I implore you, PLEASE LET IT GO!
The viewers are all starting to get bored of the show. :(

Hey there Miss Martha, why so sad?
You’re really starting to make me mad!
I can’t take any more of your [bad word] 
Oh, how I wish I could just give you a SLAP!

Please be less sulky,
Please [bad word] 
Please stop your sidelong looks
While he’s explaining
Important things like how to save the world!
You know he already has a girl!

Her name is Rose Tyler and she’s really sweet!
Her mum’s name is Jackie and her dad’s name is Pete!
They left each other at Bad Wolf Bay
But they’re gonna get back together some day!

Hey there Miss Martha, why so sad?
You’re really starting to make me mad!
I can’t take any more of your [bad word] 
Oh, how I wish I could just give you a SLAP!

Stop being so emo!!!