Tresdin: Let's get down to business
To defeat these pubs.
But every time I play ranked,
All I get are [bad word]  

You're the saddest stack I've ever met
And I regret I solo queued
But still I'll make a man 
Out of you.

Tranquil as the radiant 
But like dire within.
Blink with epicenter 
And we're sure to win.

We've got decent team fight
We just have to execute
Somehow I'll make a man
Out of you.

Sand King: I wanna afk and farm
Tide: I'm sure they're gonna focus on me
Enigma: I wanna try my best to stay clear out of sight
Batrider: This lady's a real try hard
Enigma: I'm just gonna stay in the trees
Tide: But I guess it up to us to start the fight

BE MAN
We must be swift as the wolves of ice wrack
BE MAN
With all the force of a 5-man roar
BE MAN
With all the strength of an axe with 6 hearts
Mysterious as what this box is used for

If we want to win this
We must fight as five
Just aid me in my duels
And we might survive.

You should uninstall, go back to LoL
Just never play DotA 2
How can we win this game
When there's you?

BE MAN
We must be swift as a surged dark seer
BE MAN
With all the force of tier-3 dive
BE MAN
With all the strength of a thousand reavers
Mysterious as when pit lord will arrive!

[original Mulan lyrics]
BE MAN
We must be swift as a coursing river
BE MAN
With all the force of a great typhoon
BE MAN
With all the strength of a raging fire
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon