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Ring out the bells upon this day of days! 
May all the angels of the Lord above 
In jubilation sing their songs of praise! 
And crown this blessed time with 
Peace and love. 

MAJOR DOMO 
The Baron and Baroness de Thénard 
wish to pay their respects to the groom! 

THENARDIER: 
I forget where we met 
Was it not at the Chateau Lafarge 
Where the Duke did that puke 
Down the Duchess's de-coll-etage? 

MARIUS: 
No, `Baron de Thеnard' 
The circles I move in are humbler by far. 
Go away, Thenardier! 
Do you think I don't know who you are? 

MME. THENARDIER: 
He's not fooled. Told you so. 
Show M'sieur what [bad word] here to show. 
Tell the boy what you know! 

MARIUS: 
When I look at you, I remember Eponine. 
She was more than you deserved, who gave her birth 
But now she is with God and happier, I hope, 
Than here on earth! 

THENARDIER: 
So it goes, heaven knows 
Life has dealt me some terrible blows. 

MME. THENARDIER: 
You've got cash and a heart 
You could give us a bit of a start! 
We can prove, plain as ink 
Your bride's father is not what you think. 

THENARDIER: There's a tale I could tell 
MME. THENARDIER: Information we're willing to sell... 
THENARDIER: 
There's a man that he slew 
I saw the corpse clear as I'm seeing you! 
What I tell you is [bad word]  
MME. THENARDIER: 
Pity to disturb you at a feast like this 
But five hundred francs surely [bad word] amiss. 

MARIUS: In God's name say what you have to say. 
THENARDIER: But first you pay! 
What I saw, clear as light, 
Jean Valjean in the sewers that night. 
Had this corpse on his back 
Hanging there like a bloody great sack. 
I was there, never fear. 
Even found me this fine souvenir! 

MARIUS: 
I know this! This was mine! 
Surely this is some heavenly sign! 
THENARDIER: 
One thing more, mark this well 
It was the night the barricades fell. 
MARIUS: 
Then it's [bad word]  then I'm right 
Jean Valjean was my savior that night! 

As for you, take this too! 
God forgive us the things that we do. [bad word] my [bad word] Cosette, 
This day's blessings are not over yet! 

THENARDIER 
Ain't it a laugh 
Ain't it a treat? 
Hob-nobbin' here 
Among the elite?  [bad word] a prince 
There goes a Jew. 
This one's a [bad word] 
But what can you do? 
Paris at my feet 
Paris in the dust 
And here's me breaking bread 
With the upper class! 

Beggar at the feast! 
Master of the dance! 
Life is easy pickings 
If you grab your chance. 
Everywhere you go 
Law-abiding folk 
Doing what is decent 
But they're mostly broke! 
Singing to the Lord on Sundays 
Praying for the gifts He'll send. 

ВОТН THENARDIER 
But we're the ones who take it 
We're the ones who make it in the end! 
Watch the buggers dance 
Watch 'em till they drop 
Keep your wits about you 
And you stand on top! 
Masters of the land 
Always get our share 
Clear away the barricades 
And we're still there! 
We know where the wind is blowing 
Money is the stuff we smell. 
And when we're rich as Croesus 
Jesus! Won't we see you all in [bad word]