Ted: Puzzles is a place where people go, to feel like they belong
Barney: Kinda take advantage of dumb [bad word] girls
Ted: No… (Bro) That would be wrong
place where wit and wisdom bloom
Barney: place to bang chicks in Ted´s room
Ted: Not gonna happen
Barney: We´ll talk about it
Both: At Puzzles we all fit together

Both: At Puzzles we all fit together
On sunny days or stormy weather
Pull up a chair and sit for a spell
Laughter and share the stories to tell
Puzzles is a place where everyone feels at home
Barney: And we bang chicks in Ted´s room.