[Intro - Eminem]
Ballz, Ballz, Ballz [x2]
You'll never touch my...
 [bad word] - Eminem]
Catch me if you can but you ain't man enough,
You're standin' tough
But you know that no matter what
You'll never get the chance to touch
My ballz, ballz, ballz
ballz, ballz, ballz
You'll never touch my ballz

[Verse 1 - Swifty McVay]
I see you ain't a playa, you ain't ballin'
And I don't even care who the [bad word] you call in
In this game, it ain't no talkin'
You can get it started, I nail the coffin
And all I here is "get your man up off him"
So why I gotta stop it, this [bad word] was talkin' (Punk, punk)
And I ain't gotta prove you nothin'
I do it and you ain't gotta push my buttons

[Verse 2 - Bizarre]
This dude in front of me, he weighs a brick
He's quick and I can't get Marshall hit
So I played my position and then don't make a move
Been doin' this for years, my team we can't lose
And ain't nobody, ain't nobody hard
9 o'clock, I'm gonna punch me a guard
Hut one, hut two, I'm ready
Hike, give the ball to Nelly
And nobody out there feels me
Take this 'fore you have to kill me
And any player in my way, I'm foldin' [bad word] it, call holdin'
 [bad word] - Eminem]
Catch me if you can but you ain't man enough,
You're standin' tough
But you know that no matter what
You'll never get the chance to touch
My ballz, ballz, ballz
ballz, ballz, ballz
You'll never touch my ballz

[Verse 3 - Eminem]
Football, Football, I love football
Yes, tres, dos, uno
Dos, tres, [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word] son of a [bad word] Everybody cuddle, blah I mean huddle
I just stepped in a mud puddle, [bad word] Freak, who just tapped on my [bad word] cheek
Nevermind, let's try a quarterback sneak
Cover me, smother me with love that's brotherly
That didn't work, try another play
Hut one, hut two, hut hut hurry up
I'm reachin' up another grown man's butt
Hike the ball, I mean I like Bizarre
But Jesus yikes, I think I can feel his balls
My [bad word] is long as it is hard, yeah so are my balls
It's the longest yard, whoop that's not the [bad word] Run it back, wrong song, yeah disreguard
That whole statement I just made, what yard line we on?
Our own 5 and our timeouts are gone
Less than a minute left, I just throw my ball
To the sideline to Von, he steps outta bounds
48 seconds left on the clock but every last one counts
Call another huddle, we're down by six
The plan is, to throw the ball to Swift
But he's so god dang high, that he's trips
Falls and slips, Proof grabs him by the fingertips [bad word] the ball all the way down to the one
But he don't get in, but all we need is a put ??
But all we need is a touch down and an extra point to win
But then I get sacked all the way back to the ten
God dammit I'ma slap somebody if I get tapped on the [bad word] again
Everybody's laughin' now, no timeouts and its now fourth down
We're never gonna make it, wait I just got an idea
Quick, everybody get naked, Denaun go long
I'ma throw the bomb, c’mon how they gonna tackle you wit no pants on [bad word] out with a floppin' [bad word]  touch down yeah I told ya
It's the longest yard
 [bad word] - Eminem]
Catch me if you can but you ain't man enough,
You're standin' tough
But you know that no matter what
You'll never get the chance to touch
My ballz, ballz, ballz
ballz, ballz, ballz
You'll never touch my ballz

[Verse 4 - Kuniva]
The new face on the yard, just hand me the ball [bad word] through all of ya'll, ya'll just soft
Even though my cleats is kickin' up mud
It's more tragic for me, I'm stiff armin' punks
High steppin' through the end zone
I been grown, I'm so dirty you do