I read a story one day; it was sad,
About the queen who was treated badly,
I kid you not.
I could not wait to see what happened next,
I read as fast as I could read because,
 [bad word] 
I had to find out, I was really flying,
Suddenly you came into my head,
And it was over.
I was in love and that was all.

I read a story one, it was mad
About this man who was lost and crazy
It made me feel bad.
I couldn't wait to see what happened next, so
I read as fast as I read could because,
 [bad word] 
I had to find out, I was really flying,
Suddenly you came into my head,
The story ended,
I was in love and that was all.

I read a story one day, it was sweet,
I couldn't handle all that sweet,
I read a story one day, it was fun
I couldn't handle all that fun
I read a story one day, it was real,
And I was moved its beauty and loneliness.

Girl wanted to steal this painting,
But she became so jealous over the lovely Mona Lisa
She took a pencil
And drew a mustache,
On the face of lovely Mona Lisa.

God save the Mona Lisa
I read as fast as I could read because,
I had to find out, I was really flying,
Suddenly you came into my head,
The story ended.
I was in love and that was all.