PooPoo PeePee, [bad word] and [bad word] 
Women with [bad word] and weak men with vaginas,
so [bad word] delicate like mommy's fine china,
If you [bad word] please wait your turn and line up!
I got a message for these little [bad word] trynna
be a mommy's boy and a teachers pet, pimple face, [bad word]  looking like they just had a gyne-cologist
Stick five fingers in your [bad word]  no lube.
So what'cha gonna do?
If you're number one, shove it up your [bad word] and make it number 2. (Ooo)
Ladies getting mad in [bad word]  and I'm hearing it
You think it was a typo with these red lines and periods. (OoOoOoo)
Ha Ha [bad word]  [bad word] with their self esteem get out of the sauna.
My [bad word] lies in the sewers, closing the hatch,
I only joke about diseases and reference that only you can catch. (Ew, oh my god.)
And if you think you're [bad word] grown up, keep breathing heavy with your keyboard and fedora.
Hands around your [bad word] with the kung-fu grip, stroking back and forth to My Little Pony clips [bad word] 
Go outside and ride a bike or something,
And get laughed at by kids to remind you that you are NOTHING!
And then, get hit by every car or [bad word] that ever passes,
Your life flashes before your eyes! Oh wait it's your Google Glasses.
Never mind [bad word]  just pick your [bad word] up and take you to the closest sign [bad word] 
I'm not done yet, you get up and you go home,
Sit at [bad word] and open up Google Chrome,
And then look at tutorials oh how to hang yourself at home.
And then you can hang yourself.
Is-Is that the end of the story?
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha, No son.

Kill yourself, please please kill yourself,
You should really kill yourselves. (x2)

(Outro)
I got a little bit of that anal cream for your [bad word]