Whiskey, gin and brandy 
 With a glass I'm pretty handy 
 I'm trying to walk a straight line 
 On sour mash and cheap wine 
 So join me for a drink boys 
 We're gonna make a big noise 

 So don't worry about tomorrow 
 Take it today 
 Forget about the cheque 
 We'll get [bad word] to pay 

 Have a drink on me 
 Have a drink on me 
 Yeah 
 Have a drink on me 
 Have a drink on me 
 On me 
 [bad word] on 

 Dizzy, [bad word] and fightin' 
 On tequila white lightnin' 
 My glass is getting shorter 
 On whiskey, ice and water 
 [bad word] on and have a good time 
 And get blinded out of your mind 

 So don't worry about tomorrow 
 Take it today 
 Forget about the cheque 
 We'll get [bad word] to pay 

 Have a drink on me 
 Have a drink on me 
 Have a drink on me 
 Have a drink on me 
 On me 

 Get stoned 

 Have a drink on me 
 Have a drink on me 
 Yeah 
 Have a drink on me  [bad word] on 
 Oooh 

 Gonna roll around 
 Gonna hit the ground 
 Take another swing 
 Have another drink 
 Gonna drink it dry 
 Gonna get me high  [bad word] on all the boys 
 Make a noise 

 [bad word] 
 Have a drink on me 
 Have a drink on me 
 Have a drink on me 
 Have a drink on me 
 Have a drink on me 
 Have a drink on me 
 Have a drink on me 
 Have a drink on me 

 Have a drink oooooooon me