I was walkin' down around Venice way
Los Angeles
Oh big California
man came up to me
About 40, [bad word] 
I say
"Go away...OK...No way...AGGGHHHHHHHGH"
 [bad word] SURF!! etc.
I was ridin' wave
around Malibu beach
guy came up to me
He was lookin' like a leech
He said "Hey, Sonny boy, can I eat you peach?"
I say " [bad word] ..ifyoureach..
I don't know what I'm goin' to do"
 [bad word] SURF!! etc.

I was ridin' my [bad word] in West Hollywood
girl came up to me and she was lookin' mighty good...
I was eating quaaludes like [bad word] surfers should
She left me there where I stood
 [bad word] SURF!! etc.

HEY BUTT
WHAT THE [bad word] 
WE ALL LIKE YOU
'CAUSE YOU'RE [bad word]