guy: Hey! What time is it? 
little Muffin: It's Muffin Time! It's Muffin Time!
guy: Ah... actually it's 12:30
little Muffin: SOMEBODY KILL ME! [2]
And now a cow pretending to be a man
The guy: Alan, r u a cow?
Alan: Wht?! No!
cow: Ya, me niether. [2]
U guys wanna to go scateboards? scateboards? 
The guy: Hey! What time is it? 
the little Muffin: It's Muffin Time! It's Muffin Time!
The guy: Ah... actually it's 12:30
SOMEBODY KILL ME! [2]
The sad guy: U leaving me me me?
[bad word]  Sorry, i've met a real men, i've met a real men, i've met a real men... 
The cow: hi baby, yes i'm real men
REAL MEEEEEEEN!