[Intro]
 I usually don’t do this, but f-ck it
 You know what?

[Verse 1]
 You’re like the hardest thing I’ve ever seen
 And I’m from the gutter so believe me
 I’ve seen some hard things
 [bad word] from where the black flower grows
 I wanted to cut you down and take you home
 Call me Axl Rose
 I could see you in a 1976 Camero
 Me and you, sippin’ whisky getting [bad word] than Jack Sparrow
 It’s Black Sabbath, how you get mellow
 Well put your feet on Harley Davidson pedals
 And rock and roll girl

[Hook]
 Like a diamond cuts through a pearl
 This the hardest love song in the world (hardest love song, in the world)
 You could get it in with your girl
 Yeah, the hardest love song in the world (hardest love song, in the world)

[Verse 2]
 You don’t got to drive a Fleetwood Cadillac
 You just got to know some of words to Fleetwood Mac
 Horror movies turn you on, pull the sheets back
 F-ck it, I roleplay, do it to you in a Jason mask
 You switch walkers like a switch blade
 You walk into the room and it’s like these other [bad word] get hit with a grenade
 With that said, let me pull them spandex pants off you with my teeth like Ozzy did a bat head
 I like rock and roll, let’s go

[Hook]

[Verse 3]
 You ain’t concerned with new clothes or salaries
 You would [bad word] across the country like Mickey and Mallory
 Be the natural born killer that you are
 We’ll hang out the window with a pistol and I drive the car
 We’ll rob a dollar general for nothing but snack food
 Shooting anything that moves, dogs and cats too
 Re-enact the hardest movie scenes, bloody shirts and holy jeans
 We the hardest you and me, rock and roll baby

[Hook]

[Outro]
 Click bang
 Click bang like magic
 Yeah, the hardest love song in the world