Listen up strap in notify your next of kin,
You're about to take a ride a little on the blazing side,
Guzzle down your red bull you're gonna need a bucket full,
You're watching me accelerate and tear apart the interstate.

certified monster I'm an absolute trip,
Like Otis Redding hard to handle so you better get a grip,
super-fast superfly bonafide wise guy,
Call the morgue and say goodbye write your will it's time to die.

Caffeine. I'm caffeine.
Caffeine. I'm caffeine.

I'm a bad dream.
I'm a rad scene.
I'm a tad mean.
But I'm not afraid to take you out.

I'm a cheetah on the plains I'm the highway star,
supersonic princess in a million dollar car,
Blood on fire pumping through my veins,
Weaving in and out while I'm bolting through the lanes,

I'm hyperdrive overdrive hit the gas at fifty-five,
Breakneck trainwreck in my presence genuflect,
Track-roundin' speed-a-soundin' electrifyin' pulse-poundin',
Heart-pumpin' brain-thumpin' watch me get the party jumpin'.

Caffeine, I'm caffeine.
Caffeine, I'm caffeine.

I'm a bad dream.
I'm a rad scene.
I'm a tad mean.
But I'm not afraid to take you out.

Yo listen up, I hope you like it hot.
Grab yourself a mug, cause I made a fresh pot. [bad word] and get a dose of my kick [bad word] java.
Fuelin’ your addiction with this thick black lava.

We can do up an espresso, or the cappuccino way.
Sure to get your fix, venti or grande.
Sugar, Splenda, Equal, maybe Sweet'n Low.
Everybody's happy when they hanging with Joe, let's go.

Caffeine, I'm caffeine.
Caffeine, I'm caffeine.

I'm a bad dream.
I'm a rad scene.
I'm a tad mean.
But I'm not afraid to take you out.