Why doesn't she need him for a father
Not only maidens can occupy my shack
Goring my manhood turns a man off
Like Pepe LePeiux would say
Hey, hey, hey -- then we clash!

I got my diddly spayed

She laughs about it
Shrinking inflections if the wind blows just right
Jacking themselves off polyester
I wanna jump, this isn't right!
Hey, when am I getting it back?

I don't know why
I got a joke too silly to say
Don't touch the balls
I got a [bad word]  [bad word] -- hear my [bad word] hate!

If you're wondering, it's gaining monthly
Fiberglass insulated, the sky is cotton candy
Spawning downstream, El Rancho Ovulate
Freely kill him, make it wrong
Bill has brought me deep in denial
Billy Slim reminds me of someone
I'm sick of being Mother Love Bone
Don't need to kneel 'cause they wanna jump rope
And I say, loooooook!

I got my diddly spayed
I got a little tail

Ahhhh, I got no balls
Don't throw that ball
I got a ..huh! huh!
When ya gonna look