(Isn't that amazing!)

Playin' in a tent
It's payin' the rent
Pooch a civilian,
It's a major event
Down in France
Way down in France
(Yeah-hey)
Way on down
(Way down)
Way on down
(Way down)
Under France

The girls is all salty
The boys is all sweet
The food ain't too shabby,
An' they [bad word] in the streets
Down in France (yeah, now)
Way down in France
Way on down
(Way down)
Way on down
(Way down)
Down under France

They got diseases
Like you never seen
They got a mystery blow-job
Turn your peter green
Down in France
Way down in France
Way on down
(Way down)
Way on down
(Way down)
Down under France

They got some coffee,
Eatin' right through the cup,
An' when you go ka-ka
They make you stand up
Down in France
(Yeah-hey, now)
Way down in France
Way on down
Way on down
(Way down)
Down under France

(Listen here!)
If you're not careful,
It'll stick to your cheeks
You'll smell like Godzilla
For a couple of weeks
Down in France
Way down in France
(Isn't that amazing?)
Way on down
(Wash yer gloves!)
(Way down)
Way on down
(Way down)
Down under France
Well, suck that harmonica, son!

We cannot wait
Till we go back
It gets so exciting
When the poodles 'react'
Down in France
(Yeah, down)
Way down in France
(Yeah-hey)
(Oh, whoops!)
Way on down
(Way down)
Way on down
(Way down)
Never try to get yo' peter sucked
In France

Danger, Will Robinson!
Danger!