What a life it would be
If you [bad word] to mine for tea
I'll pick you up at half past three
We'll have lasagne
I'll treat you like a Queen
I'll give you strawberries and cream
Then your friends will all go green
From my lasagne

These could be the best days of our lives
But I don't think we've been living very wise
Oh no! no!

What a life it would be
If you [bad word] to mine for tea
I'll pick you up at half past three
We'll have lasagne

These could be the best days of our lives
But I don't think we've been living very wise
I said oh no! no!

What a life it would be
If you [bad word] to mine for tea
I'll pick you up at half past three
And we'll have lasagne
I'll treat you like a Queen
I'll give you strawberries and cream
Then your friends will all go green
Then your friends will all go green
Then your friends will all go green
From my lasagne