I reflect on my reflection
and I ask myself the question
What's the right direction, to go
I don't know

I a man or am I a muppet 
(am I a muppet)
If I'm a muppet then im a very manly muppet 
(a very manly muppet)

I a muppet (muppet) or am I a man (am I a man)
If I'm a man that makes me a muppet of a man 
(a muppet of a man)

I look into these eyes 
and I don't recognise
The one I see insi-i-i-ide
It's time for me to decide

I a man or am I a muppet 
(am I a muppet)

If I'm a muppet, well im a very manly muppet 
(a very manly muppet)

I a muppet (muppet) or am I a man (am I a man)
If I'm a man that makes me a muppet of a man 
(a muppet of a man)

Here I go again
I'm [bad word] out of time
I think I've made up my mind
Now I understand, who I am

I'm Man!
I'm Muppet!
I'm a Muppet of a man
I'm a very manly Muppet
I'm a Muppet Man!

That's what I am...