[Applejack]
Those vampire bats will give you a fright 
Eating apples both day and night 
They rest for a minute, maybe three 
Then they're eatin' every apple in your apple tree 
They don't care about nada, not zilch, no, nothin' 
'Cept bringin' about an orchard's [bad word] 

[Fluttershy]
Now wait just a minute, there's another side to this 
And if I did not defend them, then I would be remiss 
These bats are mamas and papas too 
They care for their young just like we ponies do 

[Applejack]
Oh, give me a break, you're bein' too kind 
These creatures have a one-track mind 
The orchard is not their restaurant 
But do they ever think what others may want? 
No! They don't! And that is just a fact 
These bats, they simply don't know how to act 

[Fluttershy]
That's where I have to disagree 
They're loyal to their family 
Spreading seeds both far and wide 

[Applejack]
You see [bad word] , you'd [bad word] and hide! 
They're big and ugly and mean as sin 
Will ya look at the state my trees are in? 

[Fluttershy]
They help your trees, they'll grow stronger faster 

[Applejack]
They've turned my life to a total disaster! 

[Rarity]
Well, I for one don't have a doubt 
These vermin must be stamped right out 

[Rainbow Dash]
I second that, they've got to go 
These bats, they've got to hit the road 

[Applejack] [bad word] down to just one simple fact 
They've crossed the line, it's time to fight them back! 

[All except Fluttershy]
Stop the bats! Stop the bats! 
Make them go and [bad word] back! 
Stop the bats! Stop the bats! 
Make them go and [bad word] back! 
Stop the bats! Stop the bats! 
Make them go and [bad word] back! 

[Applejack]
Yes, [bad word] down to just one simple fact 
They've crossed the line, it's time that we attack!