[Both]
I'm getting paid,
500 dollars, I have a dog
And I bet you're really mad
And I bet you're really sad 'cause [x3]

[Christina]
Oh butter snap I lost my dolphin hat

I like making mac n cheese
While flying overseas
One moment please I need to sneeze
"Achoo"

[Sarah]
"God bless you"

Oh
crocodile ate my sock
Oh
I wish my pillow could talk
Oh
giant toad flying through the air
Oh
It got stuck in Christina's hair

[Christina]
Let me hear you say

[Both]
I'm getting paid,
500 dollars, I have a dog
And I bet you're really mad
And I bet you're really sad 'cause [x2]

[Sarah - But both on 2-3 ]
Cookie make my tongue go numbah
Cookie make my tongue go numb
Cookie make my tongue go numbah
Numbah numbah numbah all day longer [x4]

[Both]
There's a purple mushroom in my backyard
And it's screaming taco tacooos [x5]

[Christina]
Do I smell cheese or is that a fly
I don't know why I smell a fly

[Both]
Two, three, four
I'm getting paid,
500 dollars, I have a dog
And I bet you're really mad
And I bet you're really sad 'cause

[Sarah]
I'm getting paid,
500 dollars, I have a dog
And I bet you're numbah numbah
Numbah all day longer

[Both]
I'm getting paid,
500 dollars, I have a dog
And I bet you're really mad
And I bet you're really sad 'cause [x2]

[Sarah]
Oh my gosh
Oh my gosh
My gosh

[Christina]
Sarah I stepped on a cornflake
And now I'm officially a cereal killer
Even butlers with the heaviest English accent
Fear the master sword

[Sarah]
Well tickle my toes and call me slappy
If elves were real
I'd want one to
Whisper tiny little secrets into my ear
And live on my shoulder

[Christina]
Grandma, this is a cat.

[Sarah]
Not a horse.