The smell of plastic human monsters is all over the town
 Take a look in the mirror and ask yourself: 'Is it a monster?'

 The smell of monsters is all over the town
 They're after me try to catch my soul
 Monsters wanna lead me, monsters wanna cheat me
 Monsters everywhere make me lose control
 Oh yeah they want me, but they won't get me
 They try to stick a plastic monster inside of me

 [bad word] ]
 Whatcha gonna do when they're after you?
 We're fast and frightening!
 Whatcha gonna do if they want you to?
 We hit like lightning
 Monster detector - plastic rejecter

 Monsters make me sleep with an open eye
 Human in disguise, with their empty minds
 Monsters in the subway, trying to confess me
 I guess I had a monster in my bed last night
 They try to stick a monster inside of me

 [bad word] 

 [Bridge:]
 [bad word] n balls is all it takes to make the monsters lose the chase
 Cuz their plastic lives in their plastic sleeves can't stand real beasts Woahhh!!!

 So all you plastics out there mind your own business and let us be
 Cuz if you don't, you bring out the real beastsssss!