Hello, and [bad word] to the enrichment center
Hello, your specimen has been processed
Hello, we are now ready to begin the test proper

The device has been modified
The device has been modified

Hello, there you are friend
Hey hey, hey hey hey, put me down
I don't hate you

Well you found me
Congratulations
Was it worth it

The only thing you managed to break so far
It's my heart
This isn't brave
It's murder
What did I ever do to you
You don't even care, do you

Please proceed into android [bad word] 
Weighted storage cube... destroyed

Thank you for participating in this aperture [bad word] aided enrichment activitiy
Goodbye

Are you still there