Swagberg (Verse 1)

S dot dot hopping on the remix

Popping at your weak cliques

Often nuff with neat spits

Soundcloud download limit yo I reached it
 [bad word] at a brony, 
better be on Mogadish [bad word] 
DayGlo swagging, isn't it wild

how I'm rainbow dashing, dressing in style

and a pony can make an inner pessimist smile

Call me man-kid, [bad word] kid, that's a mis-dial

Pony Swag viral, I'm getting hella gassed and

lobbying till Charendoff is set up with an Aston

Haters listen up and be ready, this is act one

You wack son! Imma turn a Red Eye 

to a black one (swag)

Anyone say we take a loss or a toss up

Imma make him eat it when I bring it like a potluck

Levy, whoever tryna hate now or want what

First round got [bad word]  face down plot up (no pono)

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Maros (Verse 2)

I be stepping so fresh with the flair from Rarity
Scared of me? Shouldn't be, giggle at the ghostly
I'm about to toast these letters like Spike
Dragon spits legit flames to melt the mic right

Let me tell y'all now, I'm a Cutie Mark [bad word] You can't stop ponies, y'all Gildas, ya haters
Twitcha-twitch sense get tense and stand back
Work ethic on the track rivals Applejack's

Pegasus pony, I been so fly
Get hype like (YAY)...Fluttershy (SWAG)
Derpy with the hooves we proves we got moves
Y'all toothless as Gummy, in short, ya rap funny

Got magic up the flank how much you wanna wager
that Maros bodies beats just like that Ursa Major
Hate all you want you ugly old mule you're
never gonna be 20 percent cooler

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I Bring Da LULZ (Verse 3)

Nobody told me there's gonna be a round 3
Swagberg, Maros, and now it got LULZ-y
Gotta join now, confound these ponies
Makin' me rap about my newfound homies

Bronies, everywhere around, you can find 'em
Walking, driving, even buyin'
MLP toys in the hot pink aisle and 
Getting strange stares from strangers' eyes

Oh yes, this is the remix
Long overdue, I know I made y'all feel sick
Anxious, waitin', contemplatin'
"When would Lulz stop procrastinatin'?"

Well the waitin's over, I hand the mic over
To fellow bronies, spit their verse once over
I know I rhymed over with over like five times
But don't fret, bet you'll be in for a wild ride

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Swagberg (Verse 4)

Swagberg, NotACleverPony on the track though [bad word] a [bad word] saying Faust ever made a wack show
or peeping MLP make you Harvey to the Lactose
but I can't front as if we ever gonna lack those

Slow it down, so far raps I'm [bad word] Kicking hard like apple-bucking
Even Dash is asking, wondering
"Who's that man, that swag is something" [bad word] to think of it, I'm very, verily
#BASED like BasedGod, #RARE like Rarity
Dense heads hedge on the feminist fences
Don't give [bad word] if you care about parity

(that's I-T-Y) now I see why
they said it was a cartoon I should try
Call me Diamond Dog, I am iced-out, fly
Rocking magic [bad word] raps with the Twilight eyes

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thebigbv20 (Verse 5)

Shout out to Gage!..
'Brony2.0' ... Here we go,

Everyone around me's talking about ponies,
Animation, plot, voice actors [bad word] All my friends trippin' out, and trying to show me
I was all "eww", but that was the old me

Once I saw the show, I was jumpin' 'round crazily
Obsessin' more than my main mane girl, Rarity
Lovin' [bad word]  this fandom is crazy
Making my mind and clarity grow hazy

Watching all these videos, (has) got my mind bogglin'
Tons of great episodes, I can't stop oglin'
Feelin' all the love from all of these bronies
The stories, PMVs, slowly takin