Verse 1
The first thing that happens is the world goes black
You just hear a little snap when your neck rolls back
You don't bite your tongue off or foam at the lips
But before you hit the ground there's a moment of bliss
it's like toking a spliff, it's like shedding your skin
it's better than the best Trainwreck there's even been
You have to let it in, as much as it's upsetting
to wake up with [bad word] you don't remember getting
You don't remember how the [bad word] you ended up indoors
You don't remember whether you were wetting your gym shorts
in front of Amanda, the girl you're after
who already thought you were a [bad word] disaster
It's not like a Last Will, it's making me laugh
unless you get your next one while you're taking a bath
I'm seizing the mic fast at middle school dances
I'm done being seized and I'm seizing my chances
 [bad word] It's all too much (variations)
If the world breaks your legs then go and beat it with your [bad word] 
Verse 2
Maybe [bad word] I got baby blues 
You got navy blues
Paid your dues
Name the tune
Name a hue:
What shade are you?
I see Purple People Eaters more than world beaters 
And I've jumped a couple hurtles, burned some sneakers through the meters
(copasetic)
Please, get the medic 
Let it breathe
I'll be the baddest [bad word] epileptic I can be
I would grieve
Asking why's it me sleeping in the ER with an IV in my arm and my V card hurting saying "God [bad word] if I'ma die a virgin"
I'ma grab the first nurse working, flirt and draw the curtain 
So who's perkin Doctor Phil's Pills
Tyler Durden Still ill
Thrillville, Uma Therman hurting in the Kill Bills
This is to my sick kids
Time to flip this [bad word] Depakote, Aderol, Ritalin pixie stix
I don't give a [bad word] what you ride into the setting sun
It's a weapon when it's said and done
 [bad word] 
Verse 3
Say that I'm crazy or call it a pitfall
I'll win a game of bloody knuckles hitting a brick wall
It's pinball hitting the limit to smash that glass
Taking a minute to sit in the whip and then I'm gonna mash on gas
Cause I'll be crashing that impasse with fat [bad word] syntax
Skinny [bad word] off a bucket of Slimfast
You ever had a Gran Mal seizure in gym class?
Had whiplash back when life was dishing out pimp slaps
Fed up and we've all been better but I'm set to step up
Never let up cause the fall is just the setup now to get up
regret'll never get the better of me with a sawed off
When I'm having trouble talking someone knocks my writer's block off
if my eyes glaze and my knees drift south
And you think to stick a credit card in my mouth
I take Mastercard and Visa for my risk rewards
i'm not biting my tongue, why don't you bite yours?