[{Andy Samberg} (Justin Timberlake) both]
{Oh dang} (What is it, dawg?) {I forgot it's Mother's Day}
(Didn't get a gift for her) {Other plans got in the way}
{She'll be so disappointed}  [bad word] I forgot it, too)
{This could have been avoided} What the [bad word] are we gonna do?
(My mom's been so alone ever since my daddy left) {COLD}
(No one to hold her tight, life has put her to the test)
{I know just what you mean, my mom's been so sad and gray} (Word)
{My dad can't satisfy her in the bedroom ever since he passed away}
Hold up {You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'?} (I'm thinkin' I'm thinkin' too)
Slow up {What time is it, dawg?} (It's time for a switcharoo)
We both love our moms, women with grown women needs
I say we break 'em off, show 'em how much they really mean

 [bad word] 
'Cause I'm a Motherlover, you're a Motherlover
We should [bad word] each others mothers  [bad word] each others moms)
I'm pushing that way where you came out as a baby
Ain't no doubt that [bad word] is crazy  [bad word] #39; each others moms)

[Hook]
'Cause every Mother's Day needs a Mother's Night
If doing it is wrong, I don't wanna be right
I'm callin' on you 'cause I can't do it myself
To me you're like a brother, so be my motherlover

{I'm layin' in the cut waitin' for your mom clutchin' on this lube and roses}
(I got my digital camera, Imma make your momma do a million poses)
{They will be so surprised} (We are so cool and thoughtful)
{Can't wait to pork your mom} (Imma be the [bad word]  she can be my waffle)
Sho' Nuff (My momma loves bubble bath with chamomile)
Straight up {Give it to my mom d d-d-d-d-d-doggy style, yeahh}
This the perfect plan for a perfect Mother's Day
They'll have to rename this one all up under the covers day

 [bad word] 

{Break it down, it would be my honor to be your new stepfather}
(It would be my honor to be your new stepfather)
{While you're in my mother, make me another brother}  [bad word] 
{And while I'm in your mother I'll never use [bad word]  (OH)

[Hook]

They blessed us both with the gift of life
She brought you in this world so Imma  her right
This is the second best idea that we've ever had
The choice can be no other, be my motherlover
{Happy Mother's Day}